| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 556 | |
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| That's not what the others think. | |
| The Gang's All Here | |
| Date Published | Saturday, May 28, 2005 |
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Do we have to ride the Deathtrap again?
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Circle Cave
- A field outside
Script[]
| White Mage | So where did the Light Warriors go? |
| Sarda | They should be outside enjoying their latest gift. |
| Ten minutes ago. | |
| Sarda | It is done. Your new modus transporti is outside. |
| Black Mage | As a sign of thanks, I'm not going to call you on that ridiculous non-phrase. |
| Sarda | Thank you. That'll save me the effort of disassociating your bones from your body. |
| Sarda | Like this one. Looks kinda important. |
| Black Mage | I can't wait to see that transporta modi! |
| Fighter | That's not what it's-- |
| Black Mage | (shoving) Faster, you fools! |
| White Mage | It's so good of you to help. This quest to save from the coming tide of darkness might never have gotten off the ground were it not for your efforts. |
| Sarda | Yea, is it not written "With great power comes great authority, but absolute power rocks absolutely"? |
| White Mage | I...wasn't aware of that particular axiom. |
| Sarda | It seems absolute power isn't quite enough to find a willing publisher. |
| Shows a book by Sarda, titled: Sarda Explains It All, Foreword by Steve Allen | |
| Meanwhile, the party sees the Deathtrap... | |
| Black Mage | There is something about this "new" airship that fills me with equal parts dread and rage. |