8-Bit Theater
Episode 559
Of course Red Mage would suffer from that.
Of course Red Mage would suffer from that.
Date Published Saturday, June 4, 2005
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Black Mage becomes increasingly paranoid, as usual...

Cast Appearing[]



Red Mage Urgh.
What happened? It feels like I've suffered blunt trauma to the head.
Black Mage No one cracked your skull with a huge book if that's what you're asking me.
Thief What Black Mage meant to say was that you single-handedly fought an ambush of...uh...
Black Mage Bad guys.
Thief ...
Yeah, "Bad guys."
Red Mage I don't remember doing it.
Thief Experience overload.
Black Mage Right!
You let out a barbaric howl of "ding" while the blood of your foes was still splattered across your face and steaming. Er, and then you fainted.
Red Mage Well, that sounds like me.
But that doesn't explain why we're flying now.
Thief (readying another blow) That's a funny story.
Sarda (via radio) Light Warriors! Light Warriors! This is Sarda.
Black Mage There is no escape!
He surveys the width and breadth of creation with his all-seeing eyes!
Even now, he projects his consciousness into our puny minds!
Sarda It's called "a radio."