| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 559 | |
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| Of course Red Mage would suffer from that. | |
| Confusion | |
| Date Published | Saturday, June 4, 2005 |
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Black Mage becomes increasingly paranoid, as usual...
Cast Appearing[]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Thief
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Sarda (via radio)
Setting[]
Script[]
| Red Mage | Urgh. What happened? It feels like I've suffered blunt trauma to the head. |
| Black Mage | No one cracked your skull with a huge book if that's what you're asking me. |
| Thief | What Black Mage meant to say was that you single-handedly fought an ambush of...uh... |
| Black Mage | Bad guys. |
| Thief | ... Yeah, "Bad guys." |
| Red Mage | I don't remember doing it. |
| Thief | Experience overload. |
| Black Mage | Right! You let out a barbaric howl of "ding" while the blood of your foes was still splattered across your face and steaming. Er, and then you fainted. |
| Red Mage | Well, that sounds like me. But that doesn't explain why we're flying now. |
| Thief | (readying another blow) That's a funny story. |
| Sarda | (via radio) Light Warriors! Light Warriors! This is Sarda. |
| Black Mage | There is no escape! He surveys the width and breadth of creation with his all-seeing eyes! Even now, he projects his consciousness into our puny minds! |
| Sarda | It's called "a radio." |