8-Bit Theater
Episode 562
Can't think of a happier sound than that.
Can't think of a happier sound than that.
Happy Landings
Date Published Saturday, June 11, 2005
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Gross, lung taffy.....May I have it anyway?

Cast Appearing[]



The Deathtrap fell on the isles with a deafening CRASH!
Thief Well, that was one of our better landings.
Fighter (Examining the green residue on the control panel) Eww! Check out what Black Mage horked all over the control panel!
I think the crash squeezed it out of him.
Red Mage Wow.
There are monsters made of slime that wish they looked as horrible as that.
Thief It does not have the most refreshing odor in the world.
Red Mage That's lung-taffy covered in mucous.
Daisies, it ain't.
Fighter How are we supposed to fly this thing out of here? I'm not touching anything with that crap on it.
Thief But maybe you guys are contractually bound to do it...
Red Mage Oh, good Lord no.
Er, I mean...
We should head out. Black Mage can burn that gunk off when he recovers.
Fighter Are you sure he'll be okay?
Black Mage flicks them off with another finger...
Thief See? Good as new!