| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 562 | |
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| Can't think of a happier sound than that. | |
| Happy Landings | |
| Date Published | Saturday, June 11, 2005 |
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Gross, lung taffy.....May I have it anyway?
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| The Deathtrap fell on the isles with a deafening CRASH! | |
| Thief | Well, that was one of our better landings. |
| Fighter | (Examining the green residue on the control panel) Eww! Check out what Black Mage horked all over the control panel! I think the crash squeezed it out of him. |
| Red Mage | Wow. There are monsters made of slime that wish they looked as horrible as that. |
| Thief | It does not have the most refreshing odor in the world. |
| Red Mage | That's lung-taffy covered in mucous. Daisies, it ain't. |
| Fighter | How are we supposed to fly this thing out of here? I'm not touching anything with that crap on it. |
| Thief | But maybe you guys are contractually bound to do it... |
| Red Mage | Oh, good Lord no. Er, I mean... We should head out. Black Mage can burn that gunk off when he recovers. |
| Fighter | Are you sure he'll be okay? |
| Black Mage flicks them off with another finger... | |
| Thief | See? Good as new! |