Episode 563: The Isles of Cardia

Sarda ignores what could have been an awesome suggestion to his own plan...

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Sarda	Have you landed?
Thief	Maybe we didn't put up our seats in their full upright and locked positions, but we stopped moving and lived to talk about it.
Sarda	Excellent. Wait, you lived through it?
Black Mage	Some more than others.
Sarda	Bah. That means this necrophone's a piece of junk.
Fighter	Sorry to disappoint.
Sarda	Oh, it's fine, I've come to expect disappointment from you guys, but you can fulfill a secondary purpose for me while you're there in Cardia.
Fighter	Anything to help!
Black Mage	The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean.
Fighter	Maybe it's because the only times I'm not thinking what it is you aren't saying is when you're thinking but I'm talking.
Black Mage	What does that mean?
Fighter raises his hands as usual as if to say something...
Fighter	I have no idea.
Sarda	...and that's your mission.
Red Mage	Sarda, just a suggestion.
Red Mage	We could strap dynamite to our heads and roll around in fire. It would increase our chances of survival.
Sarda	Yeah, sure, why not.
Red Mage	I have doubts that he's listening to us.