|The Isles of Cardia|
|Date Published||Tuesday, June 14, 2005|
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Sarda ignores what could have been an awesome suggestion to his own plan...
|Sarda||Have you landed?|
|Thief||Maybe we didn't put up our seats in their full upright and locked positions, but we stopped moving and lived to talk about it.|
Wait, you lived through it?
|Black Mage||Some more than others.|
That means this necrophone's a piece of junk.
|Fighter||Sorry to disappoint.|
|Sarda||Oh, it's fine, I've come to expect disappointment from you guys, but you can fulfill a secondary purpose for me while you're there in Cardia.|
|Fighter||Anything to help!|
|Black Mage||The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean.|
|Fighter||Maybe it's because the only times I'm not thinking what it is you aren't saying is when you're thinking but I'm talking.|
|Black Mage||What does that mean?|
|Fighter raises his hands as usual as if to say something...|
|Fighter||I have no idea.|
|Sarda||...and that's your mission.|
|Red Mage||Sarda, just a suggestion.|
|Red Mage||We could strap dynamite to our heads and roll around in fire.|
It would increase our chances of survival.
|Sarda||Yeah, sure, why not.|
|Red Mage||I have doubts that he's listening to us.|