Episode 565: Whoa

And to think Fighter had died already...

Cast Appearing[]

Thief	Yeah, we definitely lost Fighter.
Black Mage	There is a God! And his name be awesome, the mighty!
Thief	Coincidentally, I found a hole that wasn't here when we passed the first time.
Thief	Also, it seems that Fighter's tracks end at the hole.
Black Mage	Well, I'm sure he's gone to a better place. Hopefully at terrific speed that came to an abrupt end at the last second.
Fighter	(echoing) Hey guys!
Black Mage	Yes, he's gone now. And no amount of paying attention to disembodied voices from underground will bring him back.
Fighter	(echoing) I'm down here!
Black Mage	The worst part will be lingering here, wondering if he's alive or dead. So let's go.
Fighter	(echoing) I'm fine!
Thief	Fighter, don't move.
Fighter	(echoing) 'Kay
Red Mage	Careful, Thief. You don't want to fall in too.
Black Mage	If we don't leave you might get "accidentally" pushed.
Thief	Perhaps I haven't reminded you of my natural elven superiority in the last five minutes. Let me assure you it includes all matters of dexterity. I'm not saying I could dodge arrows. I'm saying I wouldn't have to. 'Cause I'd steal them real fast with my dexterity, see?
Red Mage and Black Mage fall into holes while Thief doesn't notice...
Thief	I am in less danger falling into this hole than you.