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{{Episodes
|Episode=Episode 568
|Title=I Need An Adult
|Image=568.png
|Size=100px
|Caption=All the cool kids are going on "cavepanions".
|Date=Saturday, June 25, 2005
|Previous=Episode 567: Paralinguistics
|Next=Episode 569: What Dragon?
|Link=http://www.nuklearpower.com/2005/06/25/episode-568-i-need-an-adult/
}}
'''Black Mage, Red Mage and Fighter had fallen down a hole and Thief is still above ground.'''

==Cast Appearing==
*[[Black Mage Evilwizardington]]
*[[Fighter McWarrior]]
*[[Red Mage Statscowski]]
*[[Thief]]
==Setting==
*[[Cardia Isles]]

==Script==
{{Script}}
{{Thief|Got a plan to get out of there yet?}}
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{{Red Mage|This may be my reduced intelligence from listening to Fighter's treatise on "friendraderie" talking, but the simpler scenario is to drag Thief down here with us.}}
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{{Black Mage|''(quietly)'' We've been doing it '''''this''''' long, so why stop now.}}
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{{Fighter |''(off-screen)'' Thief! Join us in the cavepanion!}}
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{{Thief|''(off screen)'' Yeah, my plan getting involved getting '''''off''''' this godsforsaken island. So I won't be doing that.}}
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{{Fighter|C'mon Thief. All the cool kids are doing it!}}
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{{Red Mage|'''''Cool''''' kids? Are they going to pants me? Give me a wedgie? Make fun of my jeans? What is their obsession with my pants! My bathing suit area is not for touching!}}
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{{Black Mage|I've been thinking. Maybe we can get out of here and leave Red Mage behind. It's the best of both worlds.}}
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{{Black Mage|''(to himself)'' Secretly, I intend to leave Fighter behind as well.}}
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{{Fighter|Your secret's safe with me, Black Mage!}}
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{{Black Mage|Quickly, Thief!}}
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{{Narrative|No response.}}
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{{Black Mage|Thief?}}
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{{Fighter|You think he's gone?}}
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{{Black Mage|'''ELVES ARE DICKS!'''}}
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{{Fighter|''(off-screen)'' Yup, he's gone.}}
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