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Episode 572 | |
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Items for nothing, quests for free. | |
Date Published | Saturday, July 2, 2005 |
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The rat tail is a symbolism of sorts, look it up.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Cardia Isles, inside Bahamut's den
Script[]
Bahamut | Enough. The test of courage will determine the true identity of the Enlightened Warrior. |
Black Mage | This isn't some insipid quest wrought with danger is it? |
Bahamut | Far from it. |
Black Mage | Oh good. |
Bahamut | It is the ultimate quest. The quest for identity. |
Black Mage | I think you're confused about what "insipid" means. |
Bahamut | And the untold power that comes with self-realization. |
Black Mage | Did I say insipid? 'Cause I meant to say let's go. |
Bahamut | You must bring unto me the tail of a rat. |
The Light Warriors are dumbfounded... | |
Red Mage | Mr. Bahamut? Sir? I'm something of a quest afficionado. And I gotta say, this whole rat tail thing? |
Red Mage | Yeah, it doesn't really make any sense given the self-discovery angle of this quest's description. How is a rat going to give us new insights into our souls and unleash powers as yet untold? |
Fighter | I bet it's one of those psychoanalytical rats. |