8-Bit Theater
Episode 573
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A Fabulous Dream Vacation
Date Published Thursday, July 7, 2005
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Whining at a Dragon God King definitely isn't a good idea.

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Black Mage Easiest quest ever.(Stomps on a rat)
Black Mage (Handing it over) Let's roll, B-Dawg.
Bahamut As a dragon, I have eight mundane senses and six supernatural ones. None of them confirm that this is the dreaded Dire Rat.
Black Mage You said a rat's tail.
There was not mention of its mood.
Red Mage He's got you there.
And I'm prepared to passionately argue this point until nothing makes sense any more.
Red Mage If that doesn't work, then the hours upon hours of whining will.
Bahamut Another test of ages comes to mind.
Bahamut It seems to me that the Enlightened Warriors wouldn't get eaten by an annoyed Dragon God King.

There is but one way to find out.
The party are now outside the den.
Red Mage He was just the better man.
Fighter But he's a dragon.
Red Mage The better man.
They notice Thief standing next to a sign that says:
Black Mage You just made 1500 Gil, didn't you.
Thief Yup.
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