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Episode 574 | |
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Totally Blown Away | |
Date Published | Saturday, July 9, 2009 |
Previous Comic | Episode 573: A Fabulous Dream Vacation. |
Next Comic | Episode 575: Rats Of Unusual Size |
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Thief has a really huge mouth, decrying other mythical creatures like that...
Cast Appearing
Setting
Script
Thief | So you morons met the god of dragons? |
Red Mage | He's also their king. He was very clear on that. |
Thief | He's the king of dragons too? How does that work, exactly? Does he worship himself? |
Red Mage | I think it means he rules by his own divine right. It's a pretty sweet racket, really. |
Thief | Okay, you met this god and/or king who lives in a dank hole in the ground, and he asked you to get the tail of a rat for him. |
Black Mage | That about sums it up. |
Thief | This dragon. Was he, by any chance, a hobo in a dragon suit? |
Red Mage | (thinking and/or muttering) He looked very much like a dragon. |
Fighter | Thief, you just blew my mind. |
Black Mage | It would blow your mind to learn that wheels are, in fact, round. |
Fighter | Black Mage, please. I can only be blown so many times in one day. |
Black Mage | That's it, I'm outta this conversation. |
Fighter | Think about it, guys. How do we know Bahamut isn't some dragon bum who gets his kicks from hooch and rat tail stew? |
Thief | This homeless dragon megaking ultragod was pulling a prank. You know that, right? Did he ask for anything else? Like a bucket of steam, perhaps? |
Fighter | Steam in buckets? Thief, you've blown me again. |
Black Mage | Stop saying that! |