8-Bit Theater
Episode 576
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Racial Violence
Date Published Thursday, July 14, 2005
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Karma comes to bite Thief in the ass.

Cast Appearing[]



Thief See! Judging by his rank odor, crude appearance, and the fact that he's a filthy dwarf, this man is a hobo.

Much like the "dragon" you met earlier, you rubes.
Dragon -The Gub'ment stoled m'teefs!
Thief Give him some change so he'll wander off and stink up someone else's personal space.
Berserker (raging) RARGH!
Thief (offscreen throughout) Oh, ye gods!
My flesh! My beautiful, elven flesh! Please help!
Thief If not for me, then for a payment of several Gil. Each!
Fighter I think he wants our help.
Thief (throughout) Yeeeargh! Why aren't they doing anything to help me?! For the love of all that can be bought, do something! He's choking me with my own intestines! Ghak, Glbrle--Please, stop babbling and fight him.
Black Mage No, this is one of those situations where you don't want to get involved.
Black Mage There's a name for things like that...
Red Mage "Helping"?
Black Mage That's the one!
Fighter He's our leader.
Black Mage Hey, better him than us.
Red Mage But you've got to figure a hobo as violent as this one won't stop at Thief.
Ranger (offscreen) I say, what ho, there?