|Date Published||Thursday, July 14, 2005|
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Karma comes to bite Thief in the ass.
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Berserker Axinhed
- Ranger, offscreen
Setting[edit | edit source]
Script[edit | edit source]
|Thief||See! Judging by his rank odor, crude appearance, and the fact that he's a filthy dwarf, this man is a hobo.|
Much like the "dragon" you met earlier, you rubes.
|Dragon||-The Gub'ment stoled m'teefs!|
|Thief||Give him some change so he'll wander off and stink up someone else's personal space.|
|Thief||(offscreen throughout) Oh, ye gods!|
My flesh! My beautiful, elven flesh! Please help!
|Thief||If not for me, then for a payment of several Gil. Each!|
|Fighter||I think he wants our help.|
|Thief||(throughout) Yeeeargh! Why aren't they doing anything to help me?! For the love of all that can be bought, do something! He's choking me with my own intestines! Ghak, Glbrle--Please, stop babbling and fight him.|
|Black Mage||No, this is one of those situations where you don't want to get involved.|
|Black Mage||There's a name for things like that...|
|Black Mage||That's the one!|
|Fighter||He's our leader.|
|Black Mage||Hey, better him than us.|
|Red Mage||But you've got to figure a hobo as violent as this one won't stop at Thief.|
|Ranger||(offscreen) I say, what ho, there?|
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