8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 576 | |
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Racial Violence | |
Date Published | Thursday, July 14, 2005 |
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Karma comes to bite Thief in the ass.
Cast Appearing[]
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Fighter McWarrior
- Thief
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Berserker Axinhed
- Ranger, offscreen
Setting[]
Script[]
Thief | See! Judging by his rank odor, crude appearance, and the fact that he's a filthy dwarf, this man is a hobo. Much like the "dragon" you met earlier, you rubes. |
Dragon | -The Gub'ment stoled m'teefs! |
Thief | Give him some change so he'll wander off and stink up someone else's personal space. |
Berserker | (raging) RARGH! |
Thief | (offscreen throughout) Oh, ye gods! My flesh! My beautiful, elven flesh! Please help! |
Thief | If not for me, then for a payment of several Gil. Each! |
Fighter | I think he wants our help. |
Thief | (throughout) Yeeeargh! Why aren't they doing anything to help me?! For the love of all that can be bought, do something! He's choking me with my own intestines! Ghak, Glbrle--Please, stop babbling and fight him. |
Black Mage | No, this is one of those situations where you don't want to get involved. |
Black Mage | There's a name for things like that... |
Red Mage | "Helping"? |
Black Mage | That's the one! |
Fighter | He's our leader. |
Black Mage | Hey, better him than us. |
Red Mage | But you've got to figure a hobo as violent as this one won't stop at Thief. |
Ranger | (offscreen) I say, what ho, there? |