|So Many Warriors|
|Date Published||Saturday, July 16, 2005|
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Black Mage hates the Other Warriors that much...
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Fighter McWarrior
- Thief, in bloody heaps
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Berserker Axinhed
- Cleric and Rogue, offscreen
|Ranger||Good morrow and well met, fellow adventurers all!|
|Black Mage||If you're that jerk Ranger, then the rat-hobo is...|
|Red Mage||Berserker, the greatest conversationalist of our age.|
Also, everything he says is scary.
|Berserker||Gnash, rip, hate!|
Oh, I say!
Someone's gone and mangled this poor fellow. And then covered me in his blood. And his organs.
|Berserker||That's the spirit, old bean. Buck up.|
You've still got most of what may very well be your liver.
|Black Mage||I thought you guys ran off to kill one another thanks to Thief's finest mental hoodwink since Red Mage's big, fake, cross-dressing thing.|
|Berserker||(muttering) I don't know what this one is though.|
|Black Mage||(tosses black powder) Amnesia dust!|
|Red Mage||Why is it black?|
|Black Mage||Because it's gunpowder.|
|He lights a match.|
|Red Mage||It's what?!|
|Black Mage||See, you've already forgotten.|
|The gunpowder explodes with a BOOM!|
|Black Mage||Now what were we--|
|Cleric||Brothers, are you safe? It sounded like someone's Amnesia Dust took light.|