| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 577 | |
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| So Many Warriors | |
| Date Published | Saturday, July 16, 2005 |
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Black Mage hates the Other Warriors that much...
Cast Appearing[]
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Fighter McWarrior
- Thief, in bloody heaps
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Berserker Axinhed
- Ranger
- Cleric and Rogue, offscreen
Setting[]
Script[]
| Black Mage | Great. |
| Ranger | Good morrow and well met, fellow adventurers all! |
| Black Mage | If you're that jerk Ranger, then the rat-hobo is... |
| Red Mage | Berserker, the greatest conversationalist of our age. Also, everything he says is scary. |
| Berserker | Gnash, rip, hate! Oh, I say! Someone's gone and mangled this poor fellow. And then covered me in his blood. And his organs. |
| Thief | Ghhkt. |
| Berserker | That's the spirit, old bean. Buck up. You've still got most of what may very well be your liver. |
| Black Mage | I thought you guys ran off to kill one another thanks to Thief's finest mental hoodwink since Red Mage's big, fake, cross-dressing thing. |
| Berserker | (muttering) I don't know what this one is though. |
| Red Mage | Yeah. Wait, what? |
| Black Mage | (tosses black powder) Amnesia dust! |
| Red Mage | Why is it black? |
| Black Mage | Because it's gunpowder. |
| He lights a match. | |
| Red Mage | It's what?! |
| Black Mage | See, you've already forgotten. |
| The gunpowder explodes with a BOOM! | |
| Black Mage | Now what were we-- |
| Cleric | Brothers, are you safe? It sounded like someone's Amnesia Dust took light. |