| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 579 | |
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| Little Miracles | |
| Date Published | Thursday, July 21, 2005 |
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When a Snake dies, do we scream out "SNAAAAAKE!"?
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| Red Mage | But I don't want to talk to him. |
| Black Mage | The things about that is I don't care. |
| Red Mage | Fighter could-- |
| Fighter | (beside a "dancing" Thing) When The Thing dances, is it called the Thingamajig? |
| Red Mage | You could talk to him. |
| Black Mage | (leaving) No, I'll be too busy with not being anywhere near the guy. |
| Red Mage | But his veins are filled with with rage and his bones are made out of calcium and murder. |
| Red Mage | He's a dangerous psycho who should-- |
| Berserker | Hello. |
| Red Mage | Okay. |
| Ranger | Greetings, gentle sir! |
| Black Mage | Yeah, yeah. Totally greetings. |
| Ranger | Do not worry about your bosom chum. Cleric is a miracle worker. Literally! |
| Ranger | See, because Cleric works with the gods. So, y'know, miracles. |
| Black Mage | Yes, I'm sure that was hilarious. |
| Black Mage | What god does he worship? If it happens to be atrociously evil, I could probably help out. (his eyes sparkle ominously) And by "help out" I mean sacrifice him to gain favor with my Dark Lord. |
| Ranger | Cleric is strictly freelance. |
| Black Mage | Freelance? |
| Cleric | Okay, I've shopped around. |
| Cleric | The Trickster God took a peculiar interest in this case and has offered his services free of charge. |
| Ranger | What luck! That's wonderful, Cleric. |
| Cleric | Oh, yes. He was all smiles. |
| Black Mage | You know what it is that Trickster Gods do, right? |
| Cleric | I don't know, keep promises? |