|Date Published||Thursday, July 21, 2005|
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When a Snake dies, do we scream out "SNAAAAAKE!"?
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|Red Mage||But I don't want to talk to him.|
|Black Mage||The things about that is I don't care.|
|Red Mage||Fighter could--|
|Fighter||(beside a "dancing" Thing) When The Thing dances, is it called the Thingamajig?|
|Red Mage||You could talk to him.|
|Black Mage||(leaving) No, I'll be too busy with not being anywhere near the guy.|
|Red Mage||But his veins are filled with with rage and his bones are made out of calcium and murder.|
|Red Mage||He's a dangerous psycho who should--|
|Ranger||Greetings, gentle sir!|
|Black Mage||Yeah, yeah. Totally greetings.|
|Ranger||Do not worry about your bosom chum. Cleric is a miracle worker. Literally!|
|Ranger||See, because Cleric works with the gods.|
So, y'know, miracles.
|Black Mage||Yes, I'm sure that was hilarious.|
|Black Mage||What god does he worship? If it happens to be atrociously evil, I could probably help out.|
(his eyes sparkle ominously) And by "help out" I mean sacrifice him to gain favor with my Dark Lord.
|Ranger||Cleric is strictly freelance.|
|Cleric||Okay, I've shopped around.|
|Cleric||The Trickster God took a peculiar interest in this case and has offered his services free of charge.|
|Ranger||What luck! That's wonderful, Cleric.|
|Cleric||Oh, yes. He was all smiles.|
|Black Mage||You know what it is that Trickster Gods do, right?|
|Cleric||I don't know, keep promises?|
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