|Trickery, trickery, trickery.|
|Date Published||Thursday, July 28, 2005|
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I rest my case.
- Cardia Isles, and inside Thief's subconsciousness, where there's lots of money
Most people don't like the idea of being stuck in their own personal hell.
|Thief||Oh, come on.|
I'm supposed to believe what a god of trickery says?
In what possible way could infinite wealth be anything but my idea of bliss?
|Raven||That's just it. There's nothing left to steal.|
|A ton of bricks fall on Thief.|
|Raven||Oh, you didn't seriously think you'd end up anywhere else, did you?|
|Thief||You've got to get me out of here.|
|Raven||Don't worry, don't worry. I took this case for a reason.|
|Thief||I'll do anything.|
|Raven||That was the reason.|
|Back in reality...|
|Red Mage||Guys, I just had the weirdest conversation with Berserker.|
And he hardly talked about rape or pillage.
|Red Mage||Anyway, his group is also searching for a legendary Dire Rat.|
|Red Mage||He's dressed up as one to lure them out.|
|Black Mage||Our course is clear.|
|Red Mage||And take his body to Bahamut as our own "Dire Rat"?|
|Black Mage||I just want to murder someone, don't weird it up.|