8-Bit Theater
Episode 582
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Trickery, trickery, trickery.
Date Published Thursday, July 28, 2005
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I rest my case.

Cast Appearing[]


  • Cardia Isles, and inside Thief's subconsciousness, where there's lots of money


Raven That's funny.
Most people don't like the idea of being stuck in their own personal hell.
Thief Oh, come on.
I'm supposed to believe what a god of trickery says?
In what possible way could infinite wealth be anything but my idea of bliss?
Raven That's just it. There's nothing left to steal.
A ton of bricks fall on Thief.
Raven Oh, you didn't seriously think you'd end up anywhere else, did you?
Thief You've got to get me out of here.
Raven Don't worry, don't worry. I took this case for a reason.
Thief I'll do anything.
Raven That was the reason.
Back in reality...
Red Mage Guys, I just had the weirdest conversation with Berserker.
And he hardly talked about rape or pillage.
Red Mage Anyway, his group is also searching for a legendary Dire Rat.
Red Mage He's dressed up as one to lure them out.
Black Mage Our course is clear.
Kill Berserker.
Red Mage And take his body to Bahamut as our own "Dire Rat"?
Black Mage I just want to murder someone, don't weird it up.