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| Episode 582 | |
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| Trickery, trickery, trickery. | |
| Date Published | Thursday, July 28, 2005 |
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I rest my case.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Cardia Isles, and inside Thief's subconsciousness, where there's lots of money
Script[]
| Raven | That's funny. Most people don't like the idea of being stuck in their own personal hell. |
| Thief | Oh, come on. I'm supposed to believe what a god of trickery says? In what possible way could infinite wealth be anything but my idea of bliss? |
| Raven | That's just it. There's nothing left to steal. |
| A ton of bricks fall on Thief. | |
| Raven | Oh, you didn't seriously think you'd end up anywhere else, did you? |
| Thief | You've got to get me out of here. |
| Raven | Don't worry, don't worry. I took this case for a reason. |
| Thief | I'll do anything. |
| Raven | That was the reason. |
| Back in reality... | |
| Red Mage | Guys, I just had the weirdest conversation with Berserker. And he hardly talked about rape or pillage. |
| Red Mage | Anyway, his group is also searching for a legendary Dire Rat. |
| Red Mage | He's dressed up as one to lure them out. |
| Black Mage | Our course is clear. Kill Berserker. |
| Red Mage | And take his body to Bahamut as our own "Dire Rat"? |
| Black Mage | I just want to murder someone, don't weird it up. |