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Episode 583
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Memes don’t start themselves, people!
Date Published Saturday, July 30, 2005
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The fact that Red Mage is talking confused me already...

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FighterWouldn't it be more prudent to find out why The Other Warriors want a Dire Rat instead of killing them?
Black MageNow, see, I was thinking that in the back of my mind, but now that I hear it out loud, it sounds ridiculous.
Red MageWait, I think he might be on to something.
Red MageFighter's--how to put this nicely--
Complete mental incompetence may have stumbled upon a unique solution to our problem.
Black MageI don't follow.
Red MageIt may sound of lunacy, but some experience systems have actually charted out rewards for actions other than murder.
Black MageOkay, I double don't follow.
Fighter scribbles on his journal: P.S. I am now a super genius!
Red MageTwo different things confused you now?

Or does it mean you've been confused two times? I don't get it.
Black MageNo, it's like when you "double dare" it's twice the dare.
Black MageI was saying it was confusing, but in a cool way. I hope it catches on.
Red MageAnyway.

Fighter may have uncovered fertile new grounds for the acquisition of experience points.
Black MageIf you start using it now you'll be cool before anyone else. You'll be double cool.
Fighter scribbles on his journal: DOUBLE super geniuous!
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