|Let’s Make A Deal|
|Date Published||Tuesday, August 9, 2005|
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Rogue is a much better swindler than Thief. Period.
|Red Mage||So, we have a good rapport.|
|Ranger||Oh, we're bursting with rapports. And all of them are good.|
|Red Mage||Good is good. Let's talk about rat tails...|
|Fighter||And then Optimus Prime is all like--|
|Black Mage||The only way I could care less about what you're talking about is if you keep talking.|
|Rogue||So I understand you gentlemen are in the market for tails of rat.|
|Black Mage||No we're not, who have you been talking to, how many do you have?|
|Rogue||I happen to know a guy who knows another guy who lives next to the guy who is the primary importer/exporter of genuine immitation rat tails.|
|Black Mage||Wait a second.|
Immitation? That sounds suspicious.
|Rogue||I know this other guy.|
He says that four out of five Dragon God Kings can't tell the difference.
|Black Mage||How stupid does Rogue think we are?|
|Rogue||He's totally a scientist. Or very much like one anyway.|
|Black Mage||How much for two?|