| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 584 | |
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| Let’s Make A Deal | |
| Date Published | Tuesday, August 9, 2005 |
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Rogue is a much better swindler than Thief. Period.
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| Red Mage | So, we have a good rapport. |
| Ranger | Oh, we're bursting with rapports. And all of them are good. |
| Red Mage | Good is good. Let's talk about rat tails... |
| Rogue | (eavesdropping) Oh-ho! |
| Nearby... | |
| Fighter | And then Optimus Prime is all like-- |
| Black Mage | The only way I could care less about what you're talking about is if you keep talking. |
| Rogue | So I understand you gentlemen are in the market for tails of rat. |
| Black Mage | No we're not, who have you been talking to, how many do you have? |
| Rogue | I happen to know a guy who knows another guy who lives next to the guy who is the primary importer/exporter of genuine immitation rat tails. |
| Black Mage | Wait a second. Immitation? That sounds suspicious. |
| Rogue | I know this other guy. He says that four out of five Dragon God Kings can't tell the difference. |
| Black Mage | How stupid does Rogue think we are? |
| Rogue | He's totally a scientist. Or very much like one anyway. |
| Black Mage | How much for two? |