| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 585 | |
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| I wonder what comes after Super Wizard Ultra Being?! Oh, | |
| A Lofty Goal | |
| Date Published | Thursday, August 11, 2005 |
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Black Mage has extremely greedy yet childish schemes...
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| Fighter | Only two rat tails? But what about Thief and Red Mage? |
| Black Mage | Hell, you're not getting one either. |
| Black Mage | I'm gonna have two class changes. First to Black Wizard, then to some sort of super wizard ultra being. |
| Black Mage | I should imagine that space-time as we now know it will hold no meaning for me at that stage of evolution. I'll be a chick magnet. |
| Thief | GASP! |
| Cleric | Well look at that, another beautiful miracle. If it weren't for my atheism, I'd be impressed by it. |
| Red Mage | How can you be an atheist? |
| Red Mage | You talk to the gods every single day and convince them to do things like bring back the dead! |
| Cleric | Right. And if I want to remain competitive in this market, I can't afford to show favorites. |
| Thief | Not to complain, but why is there a sharp pain in the small of my back? |
| Cleric | Well how do you think a healing shiv works? Magic? |