|I wonder what comes after Super Wizard Ultra Being?! Oh, |
|A Lofty Goal|
|Date Published||Thursday, August 11, 2005|
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Black Mage has extremely greedy yet childish schemes...
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|Fighter||Only two rat tails?|
But what about Thief and Red Mage?
|Black Mage||Hell, you're not getting one either.|
|Black Mage||I'm gonna have two class changes. First to Black Wizard, then to some sort of super wizard ultra being.|
|Black Mage||I should imagine that space-time as we now know it will hold no meaning for me at that stage of evolution. I'll be a chick magnet.|
|Cleric||Well look at that, another beautiful miracle. If it weren't for my atheism, I'd be impressed by it.|
|Red Mage||How can you be an atheist?|
|Red Mage||You talk to the gods every single day and convince them to do things like bring back the dead!|
And if I want to remain competitive in this market, I can't afford to show favorites.
|Thief||Not to complain, but why is there a sharp pain in the small of my back?|
|Cleric||Well how do you think a healing shiv works? Magic?|
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