|This has absolutely everything to do with the episode|
|This is for, like, three of you.|
|Date Published||Saturday, August 13, 2005|
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Star Trek and Transformers actually go well together, in my opinion.
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- Jean-Luc Picard
- A Transformer (Hoist)
Setting[edit | edit source]
Script[edit | edit source]
|Red Mage||Okay, let's compare notes.|
|Black Mage||What is this, some kinda study group of lame?|
Who takes notes? Seriously.
|Red Mage||(under a pile of notes) I, er, I wouldn't know.|
|Red Mage||But I do know that Ranger and Berserker are still alive and why they're looking for a rat tail.|
|Black Mage||I feel it prudent to mention that neither of these matter if we just murder them.|
|Red Mage||Yes, but--|
|Black Mage||Then it's settled, next subject!|
|Thief||I'd like to mention how goddamn amazing I am. I conned a god of trickery in the afterlife.|
You know you weren't actually dead, right? Just very close to it.
Why would Raven lie about...oh. The trickery thing.
|Thief||Maybe I should've read his contract a little more closely.|
|Black Mage||Contract trouble? Sounds like you finally got hoisted on your own petard.|
|Fighter||Wait, that doesn't make sense at all.|
|Black Mage||Dammit, petard, not Picard.|
Stop thinking about your stupid Star Trek/Transformers cross-over fan fiction.
|Cut to Picard wearing a Transformers badge, with a Transformer on his shoulder.|
|Jean-Luc Picard||Engage and roll out!|
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