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Episode 589
This flashback was approved by the Fighter demographic! Next up: laser-swords!
This flashback was approved by the Fighter demographic! Next up: laser-swords!
Jam Session
Date Published Tuesday, August 23, 2005
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Circumlocutious definitely explains Red Mage...

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Red Mage Well, I've done it again.
Thief Ruined our every chance to succeed in our goals?
Fighter Put on a dress?
Black Mage Ooh, I know! You took a course of action so circumlocutious that it would've been faster and easier for all parties if you just killed yourself?
Red Mage Well, I was going to say I took care of The Other Warriors, thus saving us all again using my unfathomable intelligence. But, if you're not interested, that's fine too.
Black Mage Okay, cool.
Thief See ya!
They leave...
Fighter Aww, don't worry, RM!
I wanna know how you did it!
Red Mage Well, basically, what I did was...
Red Mage So, I hear you know a guy.
Rogue That's not impossible.
Red Mage Well, if he'd have any interest in a map to Rat Tail Island, let me know, okay?
Rogue I think we have some business to conduct.
Music plays...
Rogue But first, what is that bitchin' music?
Red Mage Must be an awesome sword-guitar solo!
Cue Fighter using his sword as a guitar...
Red Mage Do you mind if I tell the story.
Fighter It wasn't testing well with the Fighter demographic.
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