| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 589 | |
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| This flashback was approved by the Fighter demographic! Next up: laser-swords! | |
| Jam Session | |
| Date Published | Tuesday, August 23, 2005 |
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Circumlocutious definitely explains Red Mage...
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| Red Mage | Well, I've done it again. |
| Thief | Ruined our every chance to succeed in our goals? |
| Fighter | Put on a dress? |
| Black Mage | Ooh, I know! You took a course of action so circumlocutious that it would've been faster and easier for all parties if you just killed yourself? |
| Red Mage | Well, I was going to say I took care of The Other Warriors, thus saving us all again using my unfathomable intelligence. But, if you're not interested, that's fine too. |
| Black Mage | Okay, cool. |
| Thief | See ya! |
| They leave... | |
| Fighter | Aww, don't worry, RM! I wanna know how you did it! |
| Red Mage | Well, basically, what I did was... |
| Red Mage | So, I hear you know a guy. |
| Rogue | That's not impossible. |
| Red Mage | Well, if he'd have any interest in a map to Rat Tail Island, let me know, okay? |
| Rogue | I think we have some business to conduct. |
| Music plays... | |
| Rogue | But first, what is that bitchin' music? |
| Red Mage | Must be an awesome sword-guitar solo! |
| Cue Fighter using his sword as a guitar... | |
| Red Mage | Do you mind if I tell the story. |
| Fighter | It wasn't testing well with the Fighter demographic. |