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Episode 592 | |
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Black Mage is pining. | |
Date Published | Tuesday, August 30, 2005 |
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Fighter is the fountain of 80's pop culture references...
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Ranger | I would have a word with you. |
Black Mage | I wood run away, but I'm simply pinned down at the moment. |
Ranger | Yes, well. I have certain concerns regarding this map you gave us. |
Black Mage | Pinned down. Get it? |
Red Mage | That map? That map right there? You know, it's funny. I have specific memories of not giving that exact map to anyone forever and always. Don't you think that's funny? Hey! Where's Fighter and Thief? |
Somewhere in the forest... | |
Fighter | ...And Jackie Chan was all "Fighter, only your blade can defeat Aku." 'Cause Cobra Commander had kidnapped-- |
Thief | Okay, Fighter? I asked if you wanted some lunch. |
Fighter | I'm getting to that. |
Ranger | Your deceptions will not work on me, oh crimsoned wizard. |
Red Mage | Lies are all I have, really. |
Black Mage | By the way, ignoring me is really stuck up of you. And I'd know! |
Black Mage | Seriously though, I'm not so narrow minded to hold that against you guys. |
Red Mage | Lies and Vaudeville. |
Trivia[]
- Aku is the name of the main antagonist of the cartoon, Samurai Jack. The Cobra Commander is the main antagonist of the cartoon, G.I. Joe and it's variations.