|Black Mage is pining.|
|Date Published||Tuesday, August 30, 2005|
|Previous Comic||Episode 591: Hypothetically Speaking Again...|
|Next Comic||Episode 593: A three-way tie in the Stupid Race|
Fighter is the fountain of 80's pop culture references...
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
Setting[edit | edit source]
Script[edit | edit source]
|Ranger||I would have a word with you.|
|Black Mage||I wood run away, but I'm simply pinned down at the moment.|
|Ranger||Yes, well. I have certain concerns regarding this map you gave us.|
|Black Mage||Pinned down. Get it?|
|Red Mage||That map?|
That map right there?
You know, it's funny.
I have specific memories of not giving that exact map to anyone forever and always. Don't you think that's funny? Hey! Where's Fighter and Thief?
|Somewhere in the forest...|
|Fighter||...And Jackie Chan was all "Fighter, only your blade can defeat Aku." 'Cause Cobra Commander had kidnapped--|
|Thief||Okay, Fighter? I asked if you wanted some lunch.|
|Fighter||I'm getting to that.|
|Ranger||Your deceptions will not work on me, oh crimsoned wizard.|
|Red Mage||Lies are all I have, really.|
|Black Mage||By the way, ignoring me is really stuck up of you. And I'd know!|
|Black Mage||Seriously though, I'm not so narrow minded to hold that against you guys.|
|Red Mage||Lies and Vaudeville.|
Trivia[edit | edit source]
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.