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| Episode 593 | |
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| A three-way tie in the Stupid Race | |
| Date Published | Thursday, September 1, 2005 |
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Did I already mention how gullible Ranger is?
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| Ranger | See, the map's key says that one inch is a "jillion" miles. That's a wholly fictional number. |
| Red Mage | That's easily explainable. |
| Black Mage | Are you guys gonna leaf me up here? |
| Silence... | |
| Ranger | Yes? |
| Red Mage | Oh! Okay, yeah. Well, y'know. |
| Red Mage | I have a bit of a cold coming on, so I write all my "M"s as "J"s. |
| Ranger | Because of your cold. |
| Red Mage | Yeah. Blasted things. |
| Ranger | What about the "M" here in the word "nightmares"? That's not a "J" at all. |
| Red Mage | Yes, well, not that "M." Clearly. |
| Ranger | Your answers are unusual as always. But you are fellow heroic adventurers and there's no reason to suspect you're lying. |
| Red Mage | That's us! We're heroes and totally not charlatans. |
| Ranger | What an odd thing to say. |
| Red Mage | In fact, I'm pretty sure Black Mage isn't an agent of destruction. |
| Black Mage | (getting off) And if you think using these puns as a stalling tactic until you get into position, then you're barking up the wrong tre-- METEOR! |
| Ranger | I'm not familiar with that phrase. |
| Red Mage | Well? |
| Black Mage | I need to work on my aim? |
