8-Bit Theater
Episode 597
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International Intrigue!
Date Published Saturday, September 10, 2005
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"Abroad"...get it?

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And so, thanks to Red Mage's mechanical aptitude, the Light Warriors take off for adventure once more!
Fighter I can't believe Red Mage was able to repair the airship so fast.
Red Mage There wasn't anything wrong with it that couldn't be fixed by magic.
Fighter Well that's...wait, what?
In Corneria Castle...
Messenger Highness, I bring you news from abroad!
King Steve That's no way to speak of my wife.
Messenger (being carried to the gallows by Hank) Can we try this again?
Messenger Highness, I bring news from...uh, elsewhere!
King Steve Is this news cupcake related?
Hank sneaks in for the kill...
Messenger Sadly, that is not the case, my king.
King Steve Then by what possible definition of the word "news" could this conceivably matter?
Messenger War, my liege!
King Steve War, you say?
Are we invited?
Messenger I am happy to report that we are not, sire.
King Steve Oh, I never get to have any war.
Sara Dad, Corneria has been engaged in seven concurrent wars for about five years.
Messenger is snatched away.
King Steve But those hardly count.