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| Episode 598 | |
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| Interdimensional Intrigue! | |
| Date Published | Tuesday, September 13, 2005 |
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Feh...Red Mage's addle-brained delirium will never understand.
Cast Appearing[]
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Thief
- Bahamut
- Raven
- A princess and knight
- A hobo
Setting[]
Script[]
| Thief | We should probably report to Sarda that he is an idiot. There were no dragons on that island. |
| Fighter | What about Bahamut? |
| Red Mage | Yeah, he gave us a quest. |
| Thief | Lord, not this again. |
| Thief | How can I say this so that you will understand it? Life changing quests do not involve the tail of a rat. |
| Knight | A what tail? Bitch, please! |
| Thief | Hobo quests for rat soup do. |
| Hobo | Oh, precious rat tail soup. |
| Red Mage | But the Other Warriors were on the same quest. |
| Thief | It's because they aren't smart! |
| Thief | You were able to fool them. You. |
| Thief | Imagine what a cunning born of the streets could do. |
| Meanwhile... | |
| Raven | You told them to get a what? |
| Bahamut | A rat tail. A Dire Rat's tail. |
| Raven | Oh, that's good. |
| Bahamut | Thank you. |
| Bahamut | Do you think he'll see it coming? |
| Raven | Not a chance. |
| Red Mage | I'm street. ... I've been on a street, anyway... |