|Professor Bladekowski? No, it’s…|
|Date Published||Thursday, September 15, 2005|
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A half for the price of half. Interesting...I'll take four!
I bring a message from the higher realms!
|Fighter||I don't remember seeing an upstairs in the airship.|
|Fighter||Then why'd you say there was?|
|Swordopolis||Touché. I think.|
|Swordopolis||Fighter, I'm just going to barrel through this because my time on this plane is limited.|
|Fighter||Did Thief trick you into buying one of his half-way tickets?|
|Thief||Get your special discount tickets here. Half-way travel packages. We get you started, the rest is up to you!|
|Black Mage||We're already on board, why would anyone buy a ticket to be ejected half-way to our destination?|
|Thief||Special Black Mage only discount: One free shove out of the airlock if he keeps up the back-talk.|
|Fighter||Joke's on Thief though.|
I bought two!
|Swordopolis||(disappearing) Fighter. You must travel to the Forbidden Castle of Ordeals. The fate of the world rests in your hands!|
|Fighter||You can count on me, oh crazy hallucination sword!|
|Fighter||Of course, I'll need to write down the name of the cas..Hello?|