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| Episode 599 | |
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| Professor Bladekowski? No, it’s… | |
| Date Published | Thursday, September 15, 2005 |
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A half for the price of half. Interesting...I'll take four!
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| Swordopolis | Fighter! I bring a message from the higher realms! |
| Fighter | I don't remember seeing an upstairs in the airship. |
| Swordopolis | ...No, Fighter. |
| Fighter | Then why'd you say there was? |
| Swordopolis | Touché. I think. |
| Swordopolis | Fighter, I'm just going to barrel through this because my time on this plane is limited. |
| Fighter | Did Thief trick you into buying one of his half-way tickets? |
| Thief | Get your special discount tickets here. Half-way travel packages. We get you started, the rest is up to you! |
| Black Mage | We're already on board, why would anyone buy a ticket to be ejected half-way to our destination? |
| Thief | Special Black Mage only discount: One free shove out of the airlock if he keeps up the back-talk. |
| Fighter | Joke's on Thief though. I bought two! |
| Swordopolis | (disappearing) Fighter. You must travel to the Forbidden Castle of Ordeals. The fate of the world rests in your hands! |
| Fighter | You can count on me, oh crazy hallucination sword! |
| Fighter | Of course, I'll need to write down the name of the cas..Hello? |