| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 601 | |
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| Can you think of some other way of entering a person? | |
| Possession is nine-tenths of the law. | |
| Date Published | Tuesday, September 20, 2005 |
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A sidequest involving facing off against your own personification of sins? Oh goody!
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Radio Castle
Script[]
| Old Man | My castle! My precious antique radio broadcasting castle! You kids ruined it! |
| Red Mage | Old man, we've already agreed to help replace your tower! |
| Black Mage | (butting in) So stop whining or start bleeding. The choice is yours. |
| Old Man | Young people today, with their long hair and their violence. |
| Red Mage | (to Black Mage) Shush! |
| Old Man | In my day we were humble. |
| Old Man | Hair was a priviledge, not a right. And threats of violence is what you used to keep slanty-eared minorities in their place. |
| Thief | Suddenly, I can't think of why we shouldn't deal with this in our usual efficient matter. |
| Red Mage | Because I called dibs. This has "sidequest" written all over it. |
| Thief | Accursed dibs! |
| Red Mage | Now, sir, if you'll just tells us what it is we need. |
| Old Man | I'll tell you what you need. What you young people today need is Go to the Castle of Ordeals. |
| Red Mage | And where is that? |
| Old Man | West. Go to the west. |
| Red Mage | And they'll have, what? Replacement parts? |
| Old Man | West. The Castle of Ordeals. Write it down. |
| Red Mage | There's certainly no need to yell, sir. |
| Swordopolis | (aside) There has got to be a better way to possess these people. |