|At least the air isn't acid|
|Date Published||Thursday, September 22, 2005|
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Mythical creatures and monsters are weird in many inconceivable ways...
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Red Mage Statscowski
- A flamethrowing worm-golem made from the unliving flesh of a thousand aborted fetuses.
- A desert
|Fighter||Are we there yet?|
First we have to go through a forest of doom, and then a desert of despair, and then a swamp of death.
Only then will the Castle of Ordeals show itself to us.
|Fighter||Oh, that doesn't sound so bad.|
|Black Mage||It's a journey of a hundred miles, on foot, through lands infested with man-eating monsters the likes of which the mind can't comprehend.|
|Black Mage||So please tell me how could it be worse?|
|Fighter||We could be on fire.|
|Black Mage||On fire...|
|Fighter||Or drowning in fire.|
|Red Mage||Or eaten by a giant worm-golem made from the unliving flesh of a thousand aborted fetuses!|
|Thief||Where would you get an idea like that?|
|Red Mage||Over there.|
|Said creature gives out a SKREEE! The party gets engulfed in flame.|
|Red Mage||Flames... drowning.|
|Black Mage||Well this is just stupid.|