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| Episode 603 | |
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| You can’t knock them all out of the park. | |
| Date Published | Saturday, September 24, 2005 |
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Red Mage is truly socially inept.
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| Red Mage | It only took two weeks and a thousand battles for our lives, but we made it. |
| Black Mage | You don't tend to see many ancient castles with such well manicured lawns. |
| Fighter | It's the little touches that make a home. |
| Thief | Are we sure this is the right place? |
| Pan out to the historic signplate in front of the castle. It reads: Welcome to Castle of Ordeals Come for the transcendent life-changing visions. Stay for the service. Open Daily 9am - 5pm | |
| Black Mage | Either that or it's the weirdest bed and breakfast in the world. |
| Red Mage | Think they do group rates? |
| Black Mage | I was joking. |
| Red Mage | Oh. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy. |
| Black Mage scowls at Red Mage. Thief coughs. | |
| Black Mage | Let's just go inside. Dick. |