|You can’t knock them all out of the park.|
|Date Published||Saturday, September 24, 2005|
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Red Mage is truly socially inept.
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|Red Mage||It only took two weeks and a thousand battles for our lives, but we made it.|
|Black Mage||You don't tend to see many ancient castles with such well manicured lawns.|
|Fighter||It's the little touches that make a home.|
|Thief||Are we sure this is the right place?|
|Pan out to the historic signplate in front of the castle. It reads:|
Castle of Ordeals
Come for the transcendent life-changing visions.
Stay for the service.
9am - 5pm
|Black Mage||Either that or it's the weirdest bed and breakfast in the world.|
|Red Mage||Think they do group rates?|
|Black Mage||I was joking.|
|Red Mage||Oh. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy.|
|Black Mage scowls at Red Mage. Thief coughs.|
|Black Mage||Let's just go inside.|
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