|Well, get used to it!|
|Red Mage's Lament|
|Date Published||Tuesday, September 27, 2005|
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Fighter seems interested in dusty old columns...
|Black Mage||What can we expect to find here?|
|Red Mage||An assortment of horrors that'll peel back the thin sheet of sanity coating your brain that separates this world from the other and leave you babbling and empty.|
|Black Mage||So same crap, different day?|
|Red Mage||I like my way better|
|Thief||This is a terrible location for a radio repair store.|
I mean, the customer base is already prohibitively small. Setting up shop way out here in the wilderness from hell isn't going to get you much foot traffic.
|Black Mage||I am beginning to suspect that the crazy old man may have been lying. Or crazy.|
|Red Mage||We should stick together, there's no telling what aberrations lurk these twisted hallways.|
|Thief||Probably more ham radio enthusiasts like the one who sent us here.|
|Red Mage||All the more reason to be on our guard.|
|Red Mage||Don't touch anything or do anything. One of those weasly sons of bitches could be anywhere.|
|Fighter||(in background) Guys, check it out!|
A dusty old column! I'm gonna touch it!
|Everybody disappears, save Red Mage.|
|Red Mage||No one ever listens to the genius.|