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Episode 604
Well, get used to it!
Well, get used to it!
Red Mage's Lament
Date Published Tuesday, September 27, 2005
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Fighter seems interested in dusty old columns...

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Black Mage What can we expect to find here?
Red Mage An assortment of horrors that'll peel back the thin sheet of sanity coating your brain that separates this world from the other and leave you babbling and empty.
Black Mage So same crap, different day?
Red Mage I like my way better
Thief This is a terrible location for a radio repair store.

I mean, the customer base is already prohibitively small. Setting up shop way out here in the wilderness from hell isn't going to get you much foot traffic.

Black Mage I am beginning to suspect that the crazy old man may have been lying. Or crazy.
Red Mage We should stick together, there's no telling what aberrations lurk these twisted hallways.
Thief Probably more ham radio enthusiasts like the one who sent us here.
Red Mage All the more reason to be on our guard.
Red Mage Don't touch anything or do anything. One of those weasly sons of bitches could be anywhere.
Fighter (in background) Guys, check it out!

A dusty old column! I'm gonna touch it!

FSHAM!
Everybody disappears, save Red Mage.
Red Mage No one ever listens to the genius.
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