| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 604 | |
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| Well, get used to it! | |
| Red Mage's Lament | |
| Date Published | Tuesday, September 27, 2005 |
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Fighter seems interested in dusty old columns...
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| Black Mage | What can we expect to find here? |
| Red Mage | An assortment of horrors that'll peel back the thin sheet of sanity coating your brain that separates this world from the other and leave you babbling and empty. |
| Black Mage | So same crap, different day? |
| Red Mage | I like my way better |
| Thief | This is a terrible location for a radio repair store. I mean, the customer base is already prohibitively small. Setting up shop way out here in the wilderness from hell isn't going to get you much foot traffic. |
| Black Mage | I am beginning to suspect that the crazy old man may have been lying. Or crazy. |
| Red Mage | We should stick together, there's no telling what aberrations lurk these twisted hallways. |
| Thief | Probably more ham radio enthusiasts like the one who sent us here. |
| Red Mage | All the more reason to be on our guard. |
| Red Mage | Don't touch anything or do anything. One of those weasly sons of bitches could be anywhere. |
| Fighter | (in background) Guys, check it out! A dusty old column! I'm gonna touch it! |
| FSHAM! | |
| Everybody disappears, save Red Mage. | |
| Red Mage | No one ever listens to the genius. |