| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 608 | |
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| Teleporting never screws anyone | |
| Date Published | Thursday, October 6, 2005 |
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Thief never gets to encounter his Ordeal.
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| Thief | (comes across a large chest) This is obviously the best castle ever. |
| Censored acts of vandalism! | |
| Greed | Is not a man judged by his actions? Thus you have shown that greed is your undoing, and so the ordeal of Avarice is upon you! |
| FSHAM! | |
| Thief gets teleported nearby the "sentient door". He gets up and scratches his head. | |
| Thief | So. Did I win? |
| Meanwhile... | |
| Fighter | This column is officially tapped out. Get it? Of course I do, I'm me! |
| Fighter | (leaves) Man, I have got to share this great joke with the guys. |
| Cut to Black Mage this time... | |
| Black Mage | At last! That hell-door is vanquished and I'm safe. Safe forever. |
| Greed | Ahem. |
| Cut to Red Mage... | |
| Red Mage | Am I pulling the lever, or is the lever pulling me? |
| Red Mage | Is there, dare I to think it, any difference at all? |
| Red Mage | Am I not pulling the very lever of my eternal soul? |
| Red Mage | Why did I not see the double entendre in that until now? And why am I talking like this with my arms up in the air? |