|Teleporting never screws anyone|
|Date Published||Thursday, October 6, 2005|
|Previous Comic||Episode 607: The Locked Door|
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Thief never gets to encounter his Ordeal.
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|Thief||(comes across a large chest) This is obviously the best castle ever.|
|Censored acts of vandalism!|
|Greed||Is not a man judged by his actions? Thus you have shown that greed is your undoing, and so the ordeal of Avarice is upon you!|
|Thief gets teleported nearby the "sentient door". He gets up and scratches his head.|
|Thief||So. Did I win?|
|Fighter||This column is officially tapped out. Get it? Of course I do, I'm me!|
|Fighter||(leaves) Man, I have got to share this great joke with the guys.|
|Cut to Black Mage this time...|
|Black Mage||At last! That hell-door is vanquished and I'm safe. Safe forever.|
|Cut to Red Mage...|
|Red Mage||Am I pulling the lever, or is the lever pulling me?|
|Red Mage||Is there, dare I to think it, any difference at all?|
|Red Mage||Am I not pulling the very lever of my eternal soul?|
|Red Mage||Why did I not see the double entendre in that until now?|
And why am I talking like this with my arms up in the air?
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