| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 610 | |
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| Logic! | |
| Date Published | Tuesday, October 11, 2005 |
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Now how is there a dinosaur in the Castle of Ordeals?
Cast Appearing[]
- Red Mage Statscowski
- A dinosaur
Setting[]
Script[]
| Red Mage | Let's review. |
| In the room of the switch now is a mechanical lever, and scribbled schematics on the walls. | |
| Red Mage | You built something. But you don't know what it is because you never wrote down what it was for when you still had enough points left in engineering to know. |
| Red Mage | I have been defeated by my own intellect. I don't know if that's encouraging or depressing though. |
| Red Mage | (holds on to the lever) Well, as I see it, there is only one way to be sure. |
| He pulls it down, making him fall to another dungeon below. | |
| Red Mage | I choose to believe that was a successful application of whatever it is I built. |
| Dinosaur | GRARGH! |
| Red Mage | A tyrannosaur, eh? As it just so happens, I was born to hunt dinosaurs. See? |
| Shows a tattoo with said phrase. | |
| Red Mage | I've got the tattoo and everything. |
| Dinosaur | Oh come on. That doesn't make any sense. How can dinosaur hunting be your primary purpose? We're extinct. |
| Red Mage | Then explain yourself. |
| The dinosaur becomes wide-eyed and explodes. | |
| Red Mage | Exactly. |