8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 611 | |
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Did you see the new Poof? | |
Date Published | Thursday, October 13, 2005 |
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I'd tap that...for eternity.
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Fighter | Another column. What will happen next? |
Fighter | As if I didn't know! |
He taps the column, and smoke poofs out. | |
Fighter | What the--! |
Sloth | Is not a man judged by his actions? Thus you have shown that apathy is your undoing. And so the ordeal of Sloth is upon you! |
Fighter | How's that? |
Sloth | You are gifted beyond all others with a blade. Are you not? |
Fighter | I am awesome. |
Sloth | Yet not languish. You rely on that gift rather than improve upon it. |
Fighter | Dude. That'd be a lot of work. |
Sloth | And that, Fighter, is why you must overcome the ordeal of Sloth! |
Silence from Fighter... | |
Fighter | I have to wrestle a sloth? |
Sloth | No. No, Fighter. Just no. |
Fighter | It won't be one of those three-toed freak sloths, will it? There are the things of nightmares. |