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Episode 616 | |
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Mark of the Marvel | |
Date Published | Tuesday, October 25, 2005 |
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It's impossible to take Red Mage seriously, especially if you're an ordeal.
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Wrath | Now that's a new one. There is going to be so much god damned paperwork. |
Wrath | Maybe I'll lie and say he passed the ordeal. |
Wrath | And then (stabbed through the head) Glrkfh |
Cut to Black Mage behind the ordeal. | |
Black Mage | Hiya. |
The ordeal falls. | |
Black Mage | Next time check for a pulse. Or at least make sure the guy isn't holding the blade with his armpit. |
Meanwhile...Red Mage has a chalkboard of random "calculations" before his ordeal. | |
Red Mage | Thus, as you can plainly see, I have balanced every nuance of my character to perfectly complement every other facet. |
Red Mage | I've exploited every rule in the book to eradicate the very notion of flaws. Look on my character sheet, ye mighty, and despair! |
Pride | There's still the matter of hubris. |
Red Mage | Have you heard nothing I've said?! |