| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 618 | |
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| Tough Love | |
| Date Published | Saturday, October 29, 2005 |
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Red Mage is such a great actor, he's so painfully obvious about everything...Meanwhile, the ordeals are all idiots.
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| Black Mage | I've absorbed all the ambient evil left over from my horrid doppelganger... (winks) Thus avoiding all possibility of redemption! |
| Black Mage | Still. I don't quite feel complete. |
| Black Mage | What's a guy gotta do to be abhorrent around these parts? |
| Black Mage | I mean, any sin worth doing needs a victim. But I have no idea where everyone is... And I have been meaning to figure out how to turn self-love into an atrocity... |
| Silence... | |
| Red Mage | Fine, I relent! Your accursed trial has bested me. Me! |
| Red Mage | I now know, for the first time in my life, the barbs of failure. |
| Red Mage | I cannot defeat you, ordeal. I am undone. |
| Pride | (gradually disappears) And so you pass. |
| Red Mage | Of course. It's all so painfully obvious. |
| Red Mage | I outsmarted the ordeal Clearly, I'm so brilliant, my mind works on levels I don't even know about! Man, I can't wait to brag about this to everyone I know! |