8-Bit Theater
Episode 619
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Date Published Tuesday, November 1, 2005
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Back at the warmongering, idiot nation of Corneria...

Cast Appearing[]



King Steve (leaping in the air) Sara! Sara, dear! I've invented something again!
Sara What is it, dad?
King Steve As you know, I'm the world's foremost inventor, having invented inventing three years ago.
Sara Okay, sure.
King Steve Today I invented a new holiday.
Sara (narrows eyes) I see...

Don't tell me.

It involves costumes and the acquisition of candies.
King Steve That sounds remarkably like Halloween, Sara.
That was yesterday's invention.
Sara Ah yes. How silly of me.
King Steve Now, this new holiday involves dressing up, and going to your neighbors', and demanding goods.
King Steve Only there's just the one costume: a Cornerian soldier.
King Steve And we send about thirty thousand of them to our neighboring countries.
King Steve And there are no tricks or treats, just rape and murder.
In the <ahem>... "battlefield"...
Soldier A I just wish there were some girls in this army.
Soldier B (raping an elf) Orders are orders, soldier!