| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 619 | |
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| Waroween | |
| Date Published | Tuesday, November 1, 2005 |
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Back at the warmongering, idiot nation of Corneria...
Cast Appearing[]
- Princess Sara
- King Steve
- Cornerian soldiers and an elf
Setting[]
Script[]
| King Steve | (leaping in the air) Sara! Sara, dear! I've invented something again! |
| Sara | What is it, dad? |
| King Steve | As you know, I'm the world's foremost inventor, having invented inventing three years ago. |
| Sara | Okay, sure. |
| King Steve | Today I invented a new holiday. |
| Sara | (narrows eyes) I see... Don't tell me. It involves costumes and the acquisition of candies. |
| King Steve | That sounds remarkably like Halloween, Sara. That was yesterday's invention. |
| Sara | Ah yes. How silly of me. |
| King Steve | Now, this new holiday involves dressing up, and going to your neighbors', and demanding goods. |
| King Steve | Only there's just the one costume: a Cornerian soldier. |
| King Steve | And we send about thirty thousand of them to our neighboring countries. |
| King Steve | And there are no tricks or treats, just rape and murder. |
| In the <ahem>... "battlefield"... | |
| Soldier A | I just wish there were some girls in this army. |
| Soldier B | (raping an elf) Orders are orders, soldier! |