8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 620 | |
Thief is an agent of the universe! | |
The End of Ordeals. | |
Date Published | Thursday, November 3((th)), 2005 |
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So much for "life-changing" experiences...
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FSHAM! | |
Red Mage | Wow, I managed to rearrange reality on a quantum level to put us all in this room at the same time! |
Fighter | (near a column) Oh. I was starting to thing that tapping these columns did something. |
Red Mage | No, that's just stupid. Also, never touch columns. |
Red Mage | Of course, now the question is where'd Thief go? |
Black Mage | Better question. Who cares? |
Red Mage | My dramatic pose demands answers! |
Thief | (peeking in) Hey guys. |
Black Mage | Does the universe exist only to rob me of any joy? It'd be nice to have confirmation on that. |
Thief | Your joy is one of many things I rob. |
Thief | There's also your dignity. |
Thief | (holding film negatives) Or, for example, your money, as in black mail to keep these negatives of what happened in the new "atrocity" room private. |
Silence... | |
Black Mage | This is extortion. |
Thief | And par for the course! |
Fighter | At least we're together again and there's no more ordeals forever. |
Poof?! |