|Throw me a bone dragon.|
|Date Published||Tuesday, November 8, 2005|
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|Next Comic||Episode 622: Now shut up.|
Thief is still dickheadedly adamant about his non-belief of dragons.
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|A bone dragon appears!|
|Thief||Just so we're all on the same page, this isn't credible fossil evidence of dragons.|
It's obviously a fish reassembled into a dragon-like form to trick rubes
Such as yourselves.
|Bone Dragon||The four struggled against and overcame their worst fears, and their most crippling flaws.|
|Thief||That is so true in a completely literal way.|
|Red Mage||In fact, we should move on and not scrutinize this point any further.|
|Bone Dragon||Now that the four are unified once again, they face their greatest challenge.|
|Black Mage||Why is he talking about us like we're not here?|
|Fighter||It's just rude.|
|Bone Dragon||You must be more than the sum of your parts. You must transcend individuality.|
You must each become the other.
Only in this way will you defeat the final ordeal set before you.
|Black Mage||Oh, god dammit.|
I knew this whole thing was going to turn into a hippy love-in friendship hug-a-thon.
|Red Mage||So what is the final ordeal?|
'Cause if it's liking each other, we are boned.
|Bone Dragon||The ordeal of defeating a giant zombie dragon, natch!|
|Fighter||I like you guys.|
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