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Revision as of 21:52, 10 August 2009
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Episode 622 | |
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Now shut up. | |
Date Published | Thursday, November 10, 2005 |
Previous Comic | Episode 621: Throw me a bone dragon. |
Next Comic | Episode 623: There was a fire fight! |
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This episode goes to show how much Brian Clevinger loves schadenfreude.
Cast Appearing
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Thief
- White Mage
- Black Belt
- A bone dragon
Setting
Script
Red Mage | I fail to see the thematic significance of a zombified dragon vis-a-vis our externalized struggles with our own internal demons. |
Fighter | Maybe the bone dragon represents our skeletons. Those are inside of us. Like a skeleton. |
Black Mage | Thanks, Fighter. It's a treat that every day of my life is also the stupidest day of my life. |
Red Mage | So stupid it's genius! I have a plan! |
Black Mage | Oh, good. I was tired of life. |
Thief | Look, this couldn't be simpler. I don't know if you guys have noticed, but historically our adversaries have not been the most competent bunch of guys. This will surely be no different. |
Meanwhile...White Mage finds Black Belt's stone corpse at a shore of a lake... | |
White Mage | At last! |
White Mage | I knew there was something more to my trip to the beginning of the universe. |
White Mage | It reminded me of Black Belt's most egregious violation of casuality. |
White Mage | (hauling it) I can bring him back. I can fix everything. |
White Mage | Okay, so he's a little more headless than I remember. Not a problem. |
White Mage | (casting magic) I'm a healer, this is what I do. |
Black Belt reanimates, but he remains headless. | |
White Mage | Er... |
The headless cavity spews a ton of blood and falls on White Mage. | |
White Mage | Oh, God, what have I done? |
More blood shoots out at White Mage. |