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|Episode=Episode 622 |
|Episode=Episode 622 |
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|Title=Now shut up. |
|Title=Now shut up. |
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| + | |Caption=White Mage tries and fails to revive Black Belt. |
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|Date=Thursday, November 10, 2005 |
|Date=Thursday, November 10, 2005 |
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|Previous=Episode 621: Throw me a bone dragon. |
|Previous=Episode 621: Throw me a bone dragon. |
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|Next=Episode 623: There was a fire fight! |
|Next=Episode 623: There was a fire fight! |
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|Link=http://www.nuklearpower.com/2005/11/10/episode-622-now-shut-up/}} |
|Link=http://www.nuklearpower.com/2005/11/10/episode-622-now-shut-up/}} |
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| ā | '''This episode goes to show how much [[Brian Clevinger]] loves schadenfreude.''' |
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==Cast Appearing== |
==Cast Appearing== |
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*[[Fighter McWarrior]][[Category:Fighter McWarrior Appearances]] |
*[[Fighter McWarrior]][[Category:Fighter McWarrior Appearances]] |
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*[[Black Belt]][[Category:Black Belt Appearances]] |
*[[Black Belt]][[Category:Black Belt Appearances]] |
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*A bone dragon |
*A bone dragon |
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==Setting== |
==Setting== |
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*[[Castle of Ordeals]] |
*[[Castle of Ordeals]] |
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==Script== |
==Script== |
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{{Script}} |
{{Script}} |
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Latest revision as of 16:23, 15 March 2011
| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 622 | |
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| White Mage tries and fails to revive Black Belt. | |
| Now shut up. | |
| Date Published | Thursday, November 10, 2005 |
| Previous Comic | Episode 621: Throw me a bone dragon. |
| Next Comic | Episode 623: There was a fire fight! |
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Cast Appearing[]
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Thief
- White Mage
- Black Belt
- A bone dragon
Setting[]
Script[]
| Red Mage | I fail to see the thematic significance of a zombified dragon vis-a-vis our externalized struggles with our own internal demons. |
| Fighter | Maybe the bone dragon represents our skeletons. Those are inside of us. Like a skeleton. |
| Black Mage | Thanks, Fighter. It's a treat that every day of my life is also the stupidest day of my life. |
| Red Mage | So stupid it's genius! I have a plan! |
| Black Mage | Oh, good. I was tired of life. |
| Thief | Look, this couldn't be simpler. I don't know if you guys have noticed, but historically our adversaries have not been the most competent bunch of guys. This will surely be no different. |
| Meanwhile...White Mage finds Black Belt's stone corpse at a shore of a lake... | |
| White Mage | At last! |
| White Mage | I knew there was something more to my trip to the beginning of the universe. |
| White Mage | It reminded me of Black Belt's most egregious violation of casuality. |
| White Mage | (hauling it) I can bring him back. I can fix everything. |
| White Mage | Okay, so he's a little more headless than I remember. Not a problem. |
| White Mage | (casting magic) I'm a healer, this is what I do. |
| Black Belt reanimates, his partially eroded head is still partially eroded. | |
| White Mage | Er... |
| With the top of the head gone, the lifeless body spews a ton of blood and falls on White Mage. | |
| White Mage | Oh, God, what have I done? |
| More blood shoots out at White Mage. | |