Episode 622: Now shut up.

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Date Published	Thursday, November 10, 2005
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This episode goes to show how much Brian Clevinger loves schadenfreude.

Cast Appearing

Red Mage	I fail to see the thematic significance of a zombified dragon vis-a-vis our externalized struggles with our own internal demons.
Fighter	Maybe the bone dragon represents our skeletons. Those are inside of us. Like a skeleton.
Black Mage	Thanks, Fighter. It's a treat that every day of my life is also the stupidest day of my life.
Red Mage	So stupid it's genius! I have a plan!
Black Mage	Oh, good. I was tired of life.
Thief	Look, this couldn't be simpler. I don't know if you guys have noticed, but historically our adversaries have not been the most competent bunch of guys. This will surely be no different.
Meanwhile...White Mage finds Black Belt's stone corpse at a shore of a lake...
White Mage	At last!
White Mage	I knew there was something more to my trip to the beginning of the universe.
White Mage	It reminded me of Black Belt's most egregious violation of casuality.
White Mage	(hauling it) I can bring him back. I can fix everything.
White Mage	Okay, so he's a little more headless than I remember. Not a problem.
White Mage	(casting magic) I'm a healer, this is what I do.
Black Belt reanimates, but he remains headless.
White Mage	Er...
The headless cavity spews a ton of blood and falls on White Mage.
White Mage	Oh, God, what have I done?
More blood shoots out at White Mage.

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Now shut up.
Date Published	Thursday, November 10, 2005
Previous Comic	Episode 621: Throw me a bone dragon.
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