|White Mage tries and fails to revive Black Belt.|
|Now shut up.|
|Date Published||Thursday, November 10, 2005|
|Previous Comic||Episode 621: Throw me a bone dragon.|
|Next Comic||Episode 623: There was a fire fight!|
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Red Mage Statscowski
- White Mage
- Black Belt
- A bone dragon
|Red Mage||I fail to see the thematic significance of a zombified dragon vis-a-vis our externalized struggles with our own internal demons.|
|Fighter||Maybe the bone dragon represents our skeletons.|
Those are inside of us.
Like a skeleton.
|Black Mage||Thanks, Fighter. It's a treat that every day of my life is also the stupidest day of my life.|
|Red Mage||So stupid it's genius!|
I have a plan!
|Black Mage||Oh, good. I was tired of life.|
|Thief||Look, this couldn't be simpler. I don't know if you guys have noticed, but historically our adversaries have not been the most competent bunch of guys.|
This will surely be no different.
|Meanwhile...White Mage finds Black Belt's stone corpse at a shore of a lake...|
|White Mage||At last!|
|White Mage||I knew there was something more to my trip to the beginning of the universe.|
|White Mage||It reminded me of Black Belt's most egregious violation of casuality.|
|White Mage||(hauling it) I can bring him back.|
I can fix everything.
|White Mage||Okay, so he's a little more headless than I remember. Not a problem.|
|White Mage||(casting magic) I'm a healer, this is what I do.|
|Black Belt reanimates, his partially eroded head is still partially eroded.|
|With the top of the head gone, the lifeless body spews a ton of blood and falls on White Mage.|
|White Mage||Oh, God, what have I done?|
|More blood shoots out at White Mage.|