8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 626 | |
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Spinelessness | |
Date Published | Saturday, November 19, 2005 |
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The dragon's talkativeness rivals that of Red Mage...plus, he's British!
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Bone Dragon | Are you quite done? |
Red Mage | Yes. Possibly. |
Bone Dragon | Possibly? |
Red Mage | It may be that we are merely stalling you. |
Bone Dragon | An admirable stratagem, but also a futile one. Have you any idea how old I am? I'm basically a dragon Lich. Stars are mere toddlers compared to me. Do you think I could be so easily fooled by mortals? I'm the final ordeal, not some run of the mill random encounter with an orc. |
Thief | He's got a point. Defeating him would take cunning and guile. |
Fighter | (mistakes the phrase for Guile from Street Fighter...) |
Thief | Like putting on an elaborate hoax to distract him from removing all his pins. |
Bone Dragon | Fool, elf! I am no mere museum piece! |
Thief | Yeah, so I removed three vertebrae instead. |
Bone Dragon | (his head falls off) Oh bugger. |