Episode 627: Inconsequential

Now how "useless" can a grossly severed tail be?

Cast Appearing[]

Red Mage	I have disposed of the zombie dragon's remains in the ancient ways.
Red Mage	His bones I scattered and broke before before I buried them.
Red Mage	His head was buried upside down at a cross roads. I added the upside down part as an extra measure.
Black Mage	Ideally, this is how we would deal with all of our enemies.
Thief	Meanwhile, I have plundered the room's treasure chest and found "nothing."
Black Mage	Say that last part again.
Thief	What? That I found "nothing."
Black Mage	There! Why are you saying that funny?
Thief	I "don't know" what you're talking about.
Black Mage	You're still doing it!
Thief	No, I'm "not."
Black Mage gets frustrated.
Black Mage	By what definition of nothing are you going... by.
Thief	The "standard" one.
Thief	(holding out a tail) However, if it'll distract you from my lies, I found a really gross severed tail.
Black Mage	Sounds useless and flammable.
Red Mage sees it and suddenly realizes...