|Date Published||Tuesday, November 22, 2005|
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Now how "useless" can a grossly severed tail be?
|Red Mage||I have disposed of the zombie dragon's remains in the ancient ways.|
|Red Mage||His bones I scattered and broke before before I buried them.|
|Red Mage||His head was buried upside down at a cross roads.|
I added the upside down part as an extra measure.
|Black Mage||Ideally, this is how we would deal with all of our enemies.|
|Thief||Meanwhile, I have plundered the room's treasure chest and found "nothing."|
|Black Mage||Say that last part again.|
|Thief||What? That I found "nothing."|
|Black Mage||There! Why are you saying that funny?|
|Thief||I "don't know" what you're talking about.|
|Black Mage||You're still doing it!|
|Thief||No, I'm "not."|
|Black Mage gets frustrated.|
|Black Mage||By what definition of nothing are you going... by.|
|Thief||The "standard" one.|
|Thief||(holding out a tail) However, if it'll distract you from my lies, I found a really gross severed tail.|
|Black Mage||Sounds useless and flammable.|
|Red Mage sees it and suddenly realizes...|
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