8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 629 | |
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Undead Horrors | |
Date Published | Thursday, December 1, 2005 |
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Nobody can out-manipulate Thief!
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- A desert
Script[]
Red Mage | Hey, guys. Guess you didn't hear my cries of help. Or the gentle sobs. But it's cool, I'm back. |
Fighter | You told me Red Mage was dead. |
Black Mage | Oh, we've all been dead. His return is no surprise, really. |
Fighter | But you said he'd turn into the walking dead any minute and we had to make haste so he couldn't feast upon our delicious living flesh. |
Black Mage | Look, I say a lot of things. |
Black Mage | Now, we can stand here and argue about who fed who obvious, completely incongruous fabrications and lies. But are you prepared to risk the unrelenting hunger of the undead? |
Fighter | All this senseless talking about a subject no one can remember much less, uh, remember is getting us nowhere, and zombies are hot on our heels. We must move forward and onward! |
Black Mage | And forward. |
Fighter | But in an onward manner, of course! |
Thief | Watching you manipulate him must be what it's like for everyone else to watch me talk to people. |
Black Mage | How so? |
Red Mage | Totally back. |
Thief | Gimme and a dollar and I'll tell you. |
Black Mage | Okay! |
Thief passes by... | |
Thief | Thanks. |
Both Red Mage and Black Mage look at Thief... | |
Black Mage | Why did I do that? |