8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 630 | |
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Reverence for the Elderly | |
Date Published | Saturday, December 3, 2005 |
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Old men are creepier and are more bound to insanity if they live alone and do ham radio all the time.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Radio Castle
- The Deathtrap
Script[]
Old Man | Where have you kids been? Where are the replacement parts? My feet hurt. |
The Light Warriors pass by. | |
Old Man | Who's going to repair my tower? Do you have any idea what an eyesore that airship is? Who smells like cheese? |
In the Deathtrap... | |
Old Man | I ordered tea an hour ago and it never came. This sort of thing would never happen with a Republican in office. |
Old Man | What's happening? Are we moving? When I was younger, everything was better. Mostly because you could be openly racist and there weren't any gays. |
The Deathtrap speeds off, while the old man was thrown out of the airlock. | |
Old Man | What's that roaring noise? There's a draft in here. I never got that tea. |