8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 631 | |
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What Goes Around, Comes Around. | |
Date Published | Tuesday, December 6, 2005 |
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They were at the right place at the right time.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- The Deathtrap
- Cardia Isles; resort home
Script[]
Fighter | You pushed him out of the airlock! |
Black Mage | I did no such thing. He just happened to stumble out of the airlock right after I pushed him. |
Fighter | That is a literal description of the events I saw. |
Black Mage | And do I ever lie? |
Fighter | According to you, you never do! |
Black Mage | Okay then. |
Thief | According to our navigational log. A few things occur to me. |
Red Mage | Shoot. |
Thief | One: This is not a very good ship. |
Their navigational log is literally a log with "Navagashun" labelled on it. | |
Thief | Two: Why is this thing returning to Cardia? |
Red Mage | Some of us are interested in gaining power, to that end: Returning the rat tail to Cardia. |
Silence... | |
Thief | Every day with you marks a new low. |
The Deathtrap lands nearby a resort home in the Cardia Isles. | |
Ten minutes later... | |
Onion Kid | Hello, new set of rich, loving adoptive parents! I'm... home...? |
The living room walls and furnishings are splattered with blood. |